do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”
PRETTY SURE CROWLEY WILL GET THE MOST DATES
When an American hears the degrees in Celsius
When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit
oh my god
The accuracy of this post astounds me.
i almost scrolled away
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
you look nice
where are you going
will there be boys there
do i know their parents
be home by 11
i'm just taking selfies
Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans
"oh yeah you guys use celcius"