kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

Anonymous
asks:
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

just-a-skinny-boy:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Some of this past weeks snaps. Add me on snapchat (justaskinnyboy) to get something like this everyday :)

If you added me and didn’t get anything, try adding me again! (snapchat only lets me add so many people at once)

queenconsuelabananahammock:

murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

Could I please have your attention, please. But this is very important.

ohhiddles-myhiddles:

merelyappreciative:

awkward-fallen-angel:

lucifers-ass-cheek:

alekzmx:

leprinceofsins:

Can someone explain to me how this kid

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this child actor

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this kid, from Malcolm in the Middle

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turn into THIS?

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I mean

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Puberty, what the fuck?

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What the hell?

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hold the fuck up! what?

THATS HIM?????????

OMG I HAD NO IDEA?!

*reels back blinded by the sexy* Holy blond cheerleader, Batman. ..

Damn, papi…

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

supernaturalapocalypse:

9x01 // 9x23

As an anon pointed out, when Dean is crying over his brother’s lifeless body, he prays to the divine of heaven. When Sam is crying over his brother’s lifeless body, he summons the King of Hell.

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

artificialpsychosis:

More helpful reviews of Five Nights at Freddy’s on Steam.

You’re a strong girl. Personally I think that you’re gonna pull through with a minimal amount of post traumatic stress. Or maybe a few years of profoundly disturbing nightmares.

theimpala-thetardis-221b:

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

read more comics

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT SHIT IS TOTALLY INSPIRATIONAL

gosimpsonic:

Hugh Jass seems like a good dude.

huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected