Words. To. Live. By.
I don’t know whether to be angry or sad.
Instead I decided to just accept it.
I lost a game I wasn’t even aware I was playing.
So thank you to whoever decided to sign me up.
Now I remember what it’s like to be heartbroken.
I was in health class today and our teacher brought in some guest speakers from a teen health center to talk about birth control. They started talking about this pill that was kinda similar to the morning after pill (a.k.a “plan B”)
When they told us that the pill was called “Ella” I just cracked up in the back of the classroom and they were like “what?? is there someone named Ella here?” I raised my hand and said,”Now you can go from plan B to plan ME!” and the entire class started laughing.
"Hey don’t fucking swear" - Ashton Irwin probably
Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing
not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell