jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

mishasminions:

PRETTY SURE CROWLEY WILL GET THE MOST DATES

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

  • dad:

    you look nice

  • dad:

    where are you going

  • dad:

    will there be boys there

  • dad:

    do i know their parents

  • dad:

    be home by 11

  • me:

  • me:

  • me:

  • me:

    i'm just taking selfies

rlyhigh:

awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

you’re on youtube

rlyhigh:

awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

you’re on youtube

If the signs were mythological creatures:
  • Aries:

    Werewolf

  • Taurus:

    Hell hound

  • Gemini:

    Doppelgänger

  • Cancer:

    Banshee

  • Leo:

    Fairy

  • Virgo:

    Angel

  • Libra:

    Nymph

  • Scorpio:

    Siren

  • Sagittarius:

    Ghost

  • Capricorn:

    Mermaid

  • Aquarius:

    Vampire

  • Pisces:

    Shapeshifter

riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

tranblogger:

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guys…

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guys

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"oh yeah you guys use celcius"

joebereta:

mingrose:

[x]

I’m the dancer!