thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.

thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.

I don’t know whether to be angry or sad.
Instead I decided to just accept it.
I lost.
I lost a game I wasn’t even aware I was playing.
So thank you to whoever decided to sign me up.
Now I remember what it’s like to be heartbroken.

yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

skankydepphead:

historiajpg:

so i was looking up news about Pirates 5 and

image

Johnny Depp is the only cast member listed

johnny depp is every role

just johnny depp

for everyone

just

johnny

only 

johnny 

e t e r n a l  j o h n n y

image

I am excited to see a generation of women who will raise their boys to be good rather than their girls to be scared.
pembrokewkorgi:

sir-radkey:

thanks nintendo

For the ladies.

pembrokewkorgi:

sir-radkey:

thanks nintendo

For the ladies.

emototoro:

I was in health class today and our teacher brought in some guest speakers from a teen health center to talk about birth control. They started talking about this pill that was kinda similar to the morning after pill (a.k.a “plan B”)

When they told us that the pill was called “Ella” I just cracked up in the back of the classroom and they were like “what?? is there someone named Ella here?” I raised my hand and said,”Now you can go from plan B to plan ME!” and the entire class started laughing.

"Hey don’t fucking swear" - Ashton Irwin probably 

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

only-slightly-obsessive:

smurflewis:

tyleroakley:

They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too high. 

Perfect couple is perfect.

Perfectly perfect perfection.

Actual footage of gays destroying America

Thar last one is insane